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[**]

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We know letting someone
out of their lease

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is not standard
business procedure.

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But given our situation--

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Our situation
is that my wife here is crazy.

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Jeff, would you please--
Ah, ah, ah.

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See, she had
an Oprah "Ah-ha" moment.

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[SHUDDERING]

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Oprah.

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The thing is,
Audrey quit her job

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and then she thought
that she wanted to sell cookies.

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[LAUGHS]

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We ended up leasing a store
we don't need.

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Uh, okay, first of all,
hello, from under the bus.

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And you are the one
who rented this place.

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I was trying
to be a supportive husband.

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Now put a sock in it.

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Look, you can see
what I'm up against here.

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Down to one income,
it's a tough time.

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It's a tough time for me too.

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I'll tell you what,

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I'll flip a coin,
we'll see who loses.

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You do.

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But lease says
I've gotta clean the place

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so I'll give you a break
on the rent if you do it.

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I'll flip the coin to see
if I help you clean up.

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No.

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[**]

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And so now I'm on the hook

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for a three-month lease
on the store.

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Just more stress
that I don't need.

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Hey, maybe you can sublet it
to these Chinese acrobat girls.

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They don't need a lot of space,
because they just fold up.

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Your mom had to be high
when she nursed you.

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She says no.

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Anyway,
I get a break on the rent

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if I clean the place myself

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but it's a total mess.

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What are you doing today?

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Oh, I've got big plans
to not help you clean.

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Can you push that
to another day?

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Howdy, doody.

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Whoo!

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So I'm seeing this French chick,
Margaux, right?

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She's an exchange student--
From France?

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She was definitely high.

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So she's getting her master's
in thinky-think.

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But she's so refined
and cultured

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I'm having trouble
getting her into le sack.

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So she's French,
yet won't surrender.

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Yeah, it'll be a lot of work,
but worth it.

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You know,
classy girls are like turtles.

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They're rarely on their backs

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but once it happens

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they're there
for a good, long time.

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Oh, if she's a grad student
she must have read Tom Sawyer.

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Did you ever read Tom Sawyer?

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No.

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You know the part about Tom
whitewashing the fence?

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No.
Oh, my God.

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It's, like,
the greatest story ever.

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I gotta go.

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No, wait, hold on.
Tell me, I want to hear it.

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Okay, walk with me to the store.
Oh!

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Good afternoon.
Whatever.

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Sir, I was wondering
if I might sneak out of work

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a tad early this evening?

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You don't have to sneak,
I won't be there.

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Splendid.

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Because, uh, tonight
I was going to take Allison out.

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What's with you guys?

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You're always taking her places,
doing things.

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It's called dating, sir.

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It's where one gives money
to a restaurant or theater

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as opposed to merely leaving it
on the woman's dresser.

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I've heard of it.

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So where are you going?

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We're gonna see Thannhauser
Collection at Guggenheim.

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Funny words.

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Oh, how about this?

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Margaux and I will double
with you and Allison

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and we'll all go
to the booger-hammer.

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It's the Guggenheim and...

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Oh, I'd love to, sir,
but, um, we have other plans.

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What are you talking about?

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You just said
that's what you're doing.

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It was worth a shot.

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However, um,
I'm not sure our plans

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are exactly your cup of tea,
sir.

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Well, that's true,

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but they're Margaux's cup
of tea.

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She's French
and highly cultured,

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and I really wanna
crème her brûlée.

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Huh.

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Well, sir, I'm flattered.

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You'd like to piggy-back off
of my refinement.

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Sure, whatever gets me
in the Google-hummer.

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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S
"HOW MANY WAYS" PLAYING]

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* How many ways
To say I love you *

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* How many ways
To say that I'm not scared *

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* With you by my side
There is no denying *

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* I can't wait
For me and you *

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[**]

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And that is how Tom Sawyer
tricked the other boys

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into painting the fence
for him.

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Man, they were gullible.

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Clever how Tom convinced them
that work was fun.

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Hey, I'm gonna go roll
those chairs over by the wall.

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No, I wanna.

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I can't believe
that I have to pay rent

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on this useless
crap shack!

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Down to one income,
I'm working all the time.

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Yeah, there you go.
You know, it's not healthy

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to keep that
all bottled up, man.

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Let it out.
Hit something.

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Oh, thanks buddy. Face or gut?
No. No. Not me.

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Here, use this.

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No, still not me. God.

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You feel better?

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Yeah.

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Hey, think fast.

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[AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK"
PLAYING]

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* Back in black

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* I hit the sack

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* I've been too long *

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* I'm glad to be back *

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* Yes, I'm let loose *

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* From the noose

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* That's kept me
Hanging about *

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* I keep looking at the sky
'Cause it's getting me high *

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* Forget the hearse
'Cause I'll never die *

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* I got nine lives
Cat's eyes *

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Come on.

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Goal!

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No goal!
It went out of bounds first.

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This a ruling
for the commissioner

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of mannequin head ball.

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I'll allow it.

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Well, I say no goal.

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I am the president
of mannequin head ball.

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Who do you report to?

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The commissioner.
Okay, then.

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[MELLOW PIANO PLAYING]

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What a wonderful exhibit.

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Oh, I know.
How about all that art, huh?

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It was all over the walls
and stuff.

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Oh, the Picasso,
and the Rubens.

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Oh, they have those here?

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You're funny.

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Allison and I favored

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the Italian futurists.

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Mm. They are good.

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This might be the wine talking

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but I think
I'd like another glass of wine.

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Ah, uh-huh.
That's an excellent idea.

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I'm sure Margaux here
can attest

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to wine's health benefits.
Oui, oui.

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Yes, it does make you do that.

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What a lovely evening.

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Yes, it certainly is.

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A most lovely evening.

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Sir, a bottle
of your finest bubbles.

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[SPEAKING FRENCH]

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Russell, are all your friends
so sophisticated?

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Oh, my God, yes.

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[**]

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Oh, dude, no farting.

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I'll allow it.

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[TIMER BEEPING]

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Okay, okay.
It's halftime. Halftime.

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Man, this is
the greatest game ever.

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I know.
It's already better than soccer.

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Oh, whoa.

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I told Jen I'd be home by now.

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I told Audrey
I'd be back for movie night.

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That's too bad,
this is the best.

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For the first time
I'm not all stressed out.

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Now is not the time
to go home

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and watch some damn
Tilda Swinton movie.

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Which is why it's too bad
we both have to work late.

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Ah.
You gotta go back to the office?

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You....

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You don't get things, do you?
Not usually.

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I'm saying
that's what we tell the girls.

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Oh.

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That's why
you're the commissioner.

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Head in play.

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This is the security camera feed
for the store?

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The landlord sent me a link.

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I logged on to see
if Jeff had cleaned the place

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and I found this.

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And they have no idea
we can see them?

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Do they look like people
who know they're being watched?

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For the first time in weeks
he's not working late.

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Instead of coming home,
he does this.

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JENNIFER:
Is that a mannequin head
they're hitting?

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God, I hope so.

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[**]

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00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,785
[**]

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Well, well, well.
Look at both of us, working it.

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00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:28,295
It, of course, being our mojo.

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Spritz, please.

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00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,740
One for the Jersey side.

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It's going well.

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00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,516
By showing Frenchie
I'm a man of culture

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I'll see Paris, France,
and her underpants.

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00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,289
Ha. Artfully said, sir.

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00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,392
Your presence has not affected
Allison in negative way at all.

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00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:03,897
In fact, she is showing
distinct signs of friskiness.

210
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:08,101
I'm happy to have foamed down
the runway for you.

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00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,771
That you did.

212
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,841
A little gay.

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00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,208
[**]

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00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,577
Look what I did.

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00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:23,116
Wow. In hi-def the stupidity
just leaps off the screen.

216
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,687
It's kind of like watching
a nature documentary.

217
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,127
Yeah, about apes.

218
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,629
In their crude game

219
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:40,734
the smaller primate seems
to have bested the silverback.

220
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Causing him to retaliate.

221
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,839
Ooh. The smaller one cowers

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and presents his bottom

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00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,077
as a sign of submission.

224
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,645
Ooh. Let's see what happens

225
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when outside stimulus

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00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:57,150
is introduced
to their environment.

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00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,130
JEFF [OVER PHONE]:
Hey, Aud.

228
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,464
Hey, it's almost 8:00.

229
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,400
You gonna make it home
for movie night?

230
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,837
Oh. I wish I could
but I'm stuck at work again.

231
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,405
Really?

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00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,341
Because I called you at work.
It went straight to voicemail.

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00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,346
I'm in the conference room.
It's closer to the can.

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00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:30,250
The silverback
is a skilled liar.

235
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,685
Uh, okay.
Well, I hope I see you soon.

236
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,889
It's probably gonna be
a few hours. Will you quit it?

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AUDREY:
Is someone there with you?

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00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,859
No, I was talking to you.

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00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,795
Quit it, Audrey,
quit keeping me from my working.

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00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,031
Back at it. Okay, bye.

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00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,034
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

242
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,705
He's such a good liar,
he took all the fun out of it.

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00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,174
Well,

244
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,543
we know who's gonna put
the fun back in it.

245
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,512
[PHONE RINGING]

246
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,015
No.

247
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,021
Give it to me.

248
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,124
Don't worry, I got this.

249
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,593
Hey, Jen.

250
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:16,163
I got stuck in the subway
between stations.

251
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,198
There's no reception,
I can't hear you.

252
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,834
Oh, so you can't hear me at all?

253
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,303
I can't hear you at all.

254
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,807
Oh. Uh....

255
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,777
The subway snake!

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00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,179
[LAUGHING]

257
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,848
Lying sacks.
You know what?

258
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,416
I'm recording this

259
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,786
so I can rub it in Jeff's face
when he gets home later.

260
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,688
Subway snakes.

261
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,724
I'm gonna have my tubes tied.

262
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,026
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263
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,328
I just feel lucky
that I found someone

264
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,697
who shares my thirst
for culture.

265
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,366
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

266
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,501
Mm.

267
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,538
Oh.

268
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,977
What is it?
You take my breath away.

269
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,013
It must be the champagne.

270
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:09,216
Oh, I think it's more
than just the champagne.

271
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,635
Excuse me,
I need to use the ladies room.

272
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,471
Oh.
I'll join you.

273
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,872
Don't be long.

274
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,108
Do hurry back.

275
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,983
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

276
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,287
[GROANS]

277
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,555
Ah!

278
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,158
Ow!

279
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:55,228
Timmy, my back,
I can't get up.

280
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,896
You look like a turtle.

281
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,600
Ironic!

282
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,603
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283
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,575
The show ended a while ago
so the guys should be home soon.

284
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:12,379
They could have been delayed
by the subway snakes.

285
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,183
Have you decided
how you're going to bust Jeff?

286
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:19,386
I have. I'm gonna ask him
to tell me all about work

287
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,288
effectively handing him
a shovel,

288
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,290
with which to dig his own grave.

289
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,593
Then as he stands
on the precipice of said grave

290
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:31,364
I am going to press play
and enjoy the thud.

291
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,068
I'm just gonna hide
Adam's hair gel.

292
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,470
[LAUGHS]
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]

293
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,940
Oh, the apes return
to their nesting grounds.

294
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,146
Look at you guys,
you're both so sweaty.

295
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,081
It's from doing
separate activities

296
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,183
in different parts
of the city.

297
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,622
Well, it's late.
You guys must be hungry.

298
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,026
I'll warm up some dinner
but in the meantime, banana?

299
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,561
Ooh.
Ah.

300
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,669
That's a nice treat,
isn't it?

301
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,505
Come on, Adam,
let's go home.

302
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:17,144
Yeah, I should shower.
This sweat is making me itchy.

303
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,416
It's a shame
you had to work late again.

304
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,119
Someone's gotta bring home
the bacon.

305
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,587
Yeah.

306
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,556
So, what did you do
at work tonight?

307
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,724
Oh, I had to clean up
some accounts,

308
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,593
check out some foreign markets.

309
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,297
Diversification.
A lot of stock stuff.

310
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,167
Yeah?
Dow, NASDAQ.

311
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,173
Well, I had
an interesting evening too,

312
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,141
and, uh, I'd like to share
it with you.

313
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,910
Oh, okay. But, hey.
What?

314
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,446
I know that I've been stressed
about work and everything lately

315
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:58,518
and I've probably been taking it
out on you. So I'm sorry.

316
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,886
Really?

317
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,321
Yeah.

318
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,926
Well, thanks.
I appreciate that.

319
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:10,997
I got to work through some
stuff today and know what,

320
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,066
I'm feeling a lot better.

321
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,303
Well,

322
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,572
that's great.

323
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:23,543
Let's just be in this together.
All right?

324
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,146
I mean, I was dumb for thinking
I could sell cookies

325
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,315
and you were dumb
for renting the store.

326
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,519
There's plenty of dumb
to go around here.

327
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,821
And, um....

328
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,056
And anyway,
what did you want to show me?

329
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,293
No, it's not important.
It never is.

330
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,098
I'm just kidding.

331
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:48,000
I'm just kidding.
All right, look.

332
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:53,473
If you need to work late,
if that makes you feel better

333
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,343
I'm okay with it.
I'm good here.

334
00:17:56,343 --> 00:18:00,247
Jen and I, uh, found a new show
to watch, actually.

335
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,851
It's a nature thing.

336
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,119
It's one of those deals

337
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,455
where dumb animals
do stupid things?

338
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,025
Pretty much.

339
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,394
I'll warm up your dinner.

340
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,597
I'm gonna finish my banana.

341
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,302
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342
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,505
Given our legs
were in a tangle

343
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,540
and we'd all had a lot
to drink

344
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,809
it was
an understandable mistake.

345
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,383
Now you know
and we can all move on.

346
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:42,855
Dude, we held hands.
They're not moving on for years.

347
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:48,561
I mean, it was just a matter
of time for you two.

348
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,064
All the tension,
the need for release.

349
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,766
ADAM:
Mm.

350
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,469
Stop it, don't touch me.
I don't want to be touched.

351
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,207
That's not what he said.

352
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,709
What on earth are you doing?

353
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,143
I'm trying to get
on their side.

354
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,712
I don't like it here.

355
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,283
Plus my back
is still killing me.

356
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,752
Way to go, slugger.

357
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,590
Oh, you know what,

358
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,792
you both need
is a shot of testosterone.

359
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,561
Oh, already getting them.

360
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:25,365
That's not what I meant.

361
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,601
Adam and I discovered something
that might help you gals

362
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,803
erase the memory
of last night.

363
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,275
Go, Rusky.
Go, go, go.

364
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,711
Oh! Trick shot!
Yeah!

365
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,180
Nice work.
Yeah. Whew.

366
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,149
Fancy another game, old man?

367
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,917
Oh, you know what, bring it.

368
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,619
I think this is working.

369
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,588
I'm starting
to feel more manly already.

370
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,889
Indeed.

371
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:53,393
I too feel masculinity cascading
from stem to stern.

372
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,596
This one's still got a ways
to go.

373
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,698
Yeah.
Head in play.

374
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,700
This show
just keeps getting better.

375
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,803
I like the way they added
new characters to keep it fresh.

376
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,772
Go, go! Come on!

377
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:09,376
Ow!
My back, I can't move.

378
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,245
What are you doing?
Ah, ah!

379
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:16,215
Stop the game. He's mounting me.
Ah, ah!

380
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,417
I'll allow it!

381
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,818
Ow, my back!

382
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,020
I can't move!

383
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,290
Did not see that coming.

384
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,826
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385
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,897
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386
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,572
[NO AUDIO]

387
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,843
Uh-oh.

388
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,249
Ooh, I think they're onto us.

389
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,962
[**]

390
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,003
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